I won my weight in goldfish at the Edinburgh tattoo.
I have two weeks in Basingstoke i'm looking forward to.
Got a beta-max video and a midden-load o pooh.
(old and well composted, not steamy fresh and new)
You can achieve this mighty miracle too.
sit quietly on yer botty and i'll tell yer what to do.
Believe that all your cliches are really something true
Then send them to these publishers and they'll believe it too.
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