Chocolate, fudge, octopussy
Little piggy-wiggies feet?
Name me ten celeb's you'd like to meet.
The Queen, the Pope, good ole Brucey,
Little pillock, Andre- Pete.
Name me ten places you'd like to go.
Anywhere that's not here,
Anywhere there's sunshine.....or snow.
Name me ten things you'd like to know.
Why sometimes things so far away seem so near,
Sometimes driving fast still feels slow.
Name me ten things that make you laugh.
Posh's fashion sense, Beckham's chameleon hair.
Ducks and frogs in your bath.
Name me ten records to play on the phonograph.
"It's a long way from here to Clare"
The Who, the Stones, Van der graph?
Name me ten things you’d like to do.
Cross the Sahara on horseback.
Ride your bike to Timbuctoo.
(Have lots of pets and tame a shrew)
Name me ten things you’d like to eschew.
Things you say and can’t take back
Having to use a public loo.
Name me ten reasons I love you.
The way you giggle, goggle, smile.
The things you say, the things you do.
Name me ten things you know are true.
Big brother contestants are always vile.
Stinky cheese smells like pooh.
Name me ten reasons I really love you.
‘Cause ten times, ten times, ten
I DO!
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