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by Ken Auma, Kenya Jul 4, 2007
Culture   Short Stories

  

Total Misjudgment......................

Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy
Sunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time
and no one preaches to them.
Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor
thought of sharing his heart with others.

He said "Guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves
like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each
other with our weaknesses".

They all agreed to this. This pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The
people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking
little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from
the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be
fired!"

Another pastor said "Brothers your sins are better than mine! I have
slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I
preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If
this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!"

The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought
he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said "My brothers, my
problem is gossip!
I can't sit anymore. I have to share this! I will be
back!"

Where do you fall?





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