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                    <title>TIGblogs - Amjad Zayed's TIGBlog</title> 
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                    <description>What's on the minds of young leaders from around the globe?</description> 
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                    <title>QUOTES</title> 
                    <link>http://amjadz.tigblog.org/post/31977</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA["SHOW NO PAIN, AND DON'T COMPLIAN"<br />
<br />
"GOING TO HELL IS EASY, COMING BACK IS HARD" -TALKING ABOUT IRAQ<br />
<br />
"IN TIMES OF WAR THE LAW IS SILENT"]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 02:42:00 EST</pubDate> 
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                    <title>where are you all ?!?!?!</title> 
                    <link>http://amjadz.tigblog.org/post/30741</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[Why is our page so busy!!?! what happened guys, we were doing well!!]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 18:54:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>Hey everybody</title> 
                    <link>http://amjadz.tigblog.org/post/30638</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[Hey you all...<br />
<br />
long time no see, haaa<br />
so how is everybody doing, i hope every thing is okay, with everyone. I want to wish you all a Happy Ramadan. ;)]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:05:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>hey you</title> 
                    <link>http://amjadz.tigblog.org/post/30082</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[how is it going yu all?]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:25:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>Intresting Facts II</title> 
                    <link>http://amjadz.tigblog.org/post/29972</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[• The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites. <br />
• Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A. <br />
• Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e." <br />
• Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine. <br />
• The largest pumpkin weighed 377 pounds. <br />
• The largest cabbage weighed 144 pounds. <br />
• Pinocchio was made of pine. <br />
• Alfred Hitchcock had no belly button for it was eliminated during surgery. <br />
• A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge. <br />
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.<br />
]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:50:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>Friends</title> 
                    <link>http://amjadz.tigblog.org/post/29971</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[<br />
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."<br />
<br />
What do you guys think, I will have to agree, an enemy entends to heart you, but when you are stabed in the back by a friend this wound will have a life time scar.<br />
What is a Friend? Who is a Friend? What do you expect from a Friend? ]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:37:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>General Interesting Facts</title> 
                    <link>http://amjadz.tigblog.org/post/29818</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[ okay guys, i have this idea of starting this blog.<br />
of course everybody can add to it. Just intresting information about general subjects.<br />
<br />
* No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.<br />
* The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.<br />
* Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.<br />
* A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.<br />
* Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.<br />
* Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning<br />
* The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.<br />
* All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.<br />
* Walt Disney was afraid of mice.<br />
* The inventor of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper.]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2005 15:49:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>Gentral Intresting Facts</title> 
                    <link>http://amjadz.tigblog.org/post/29810</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[okay guys, i have this idea of starting this blog.<br />
of course everybody can add to it. Just intresting information about general subjects.<br />
<br />
*  No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times. <br />
*  The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's              gum.   <br />
*  Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.  <br />
*  A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.    <br />
*  Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.   <br />
*  Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning     <br />
*  The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer. <br />
*  All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public. <br />
*  Walt Disney was afraid of mice.   <br />
*  The inventor of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper. <br />
]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2005 03:14:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>Make Friends</title> 
                    <link>http://amjadz.tigblog.org/post/29771</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[Hey all, <br />
I would make new friends here, so if any one intrested please add me. I dont want to fource anybody in my friends group, thats why i did not add you all. :)<br />
Any way we could chit chat about any thing (not only IT.)<br />
Any way take care]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:17:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>Very funny Guys</title> 
                    <link>http://amjadz.tigblog.org/post/29770</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[Dear Tech Support:<br />
<br />
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6<br />
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!<br />
<br />
Thanks,  <br />
 <br />
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)<br />
 ______________________________________<br />
<br />
REPLY:<br />
Dear Troubled User:<br />
<br />
This is a very common problem that men complain about.<br />
<br />
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1. 0 and to return to Girlfriend  7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.<br />
<br />
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.<br />
<br />
The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.  <br />
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.<br />
<br />
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!  <br />
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.<br />
<br />
Best of luck,<br />
Tech Support ]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:04:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>Hi eveybody</title> 
                    <link>http://amjadz.tigblog.org/post/29573</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[Hey all, I have been a member for a while now, but I was never an active member. I’m trying to get more involved. I am currently studying in the United States; I will be visiting Amman next December for a few weeks. The new website is really Cool!]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2005 14:46:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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