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                    <description>What's on the minds of young leaders from around the globe?</description> 
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                    <title>I have alsways wanted to work at KFC</title> 
                    <link>http://Brian.tigblog.org/post/16058</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[Take a listen to one of their customer service tapes:<br />
<br />
This one is about a chicken that dreams of being a KFC chicken!  Talk about an extra spicy fantasy!<br />
<br />
<embed src="stuff.mov" width=200 height=60 showcontrols=true autostart=false qtsrc="http://artsweb.uwaterloo.ca/~bd4smith/KFC_Talkin_Chicken.mp3.mp3"><br />
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and Go Leafs Go!!!!]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2004 18:32:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>Time for Fun Music today</title> 
                    <link>http://Brian.tigblog.org/post/15872</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[This is a clip from a Barenaked Ladies Concert in Toronto...  Creegan on Bass...<br />
<br />
<embed src="http://artsweb.uwaterloo.ca/~bd4smith/14 Bass Solo.wma" width=200 height=45 showcontrols=true autostart=false><br />
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GO LEAFS GO!!!]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2004 16:54:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>Rob's B-DAY and Leafs V-DAY!</title> 
                    <link>http://Brian.tigblog.org/post/15833</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[<embed src="stuff.mov" width=200 height=60 showcontrols=true autostart=false qtsrc="http://artsweb.uwaterloo.ca/~bd4smith/comedy - Funny Happy Birthday Song.mp3"><br />
 <br />
We are here to celebrate Rob's birthday today.  I would like everyone to send him a card celebrating the Big 1-3.  He is finally a teenager!<br />
<br />
Now he is going through some changes, so I want everyone to give him some advice for these tough years to come.<br />
<br />
I'll start it off:<br />
<br />
1. Don't eat the yellow snow.]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2004 12:40:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>GO LEAFS GO!!!</title> 
                    <link>http://Brian.tigblog.org/post/15786</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[And conversely:<br />
<br />
GOlf SENS GOlf!!!!<br />
<br />
Check out the footer!]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2004 15:48:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>DO NOT SEE THE ALAMO</title> 
                    <link>http://Brian.tigblog.org/post/15498</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[Seriously, almost the worst movie I have ever seen... (and I saw Battlefield Earth in the theatres)<br />
<br />
The acting is what the spanish call "El Terrible!"<br />
<br />
Historical Accuracy is just like the men at the Alamo: Slaughtered...<br />
<br />
And speaking of slaughter, the battle scene was relatively bloody ... compared to an episode of G.I. Joe (the cartoon).  I have seen more blood in an episode of the A team.<br />
<br />
And as an Ad for Texas? With this and the Bush's I don't think that anyone should travel there in the next 20 to 25 milennia..<br />
<br />
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2004 21:40:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>Frankly, Zombies Don't Scare Me</title> 
                    <link>http://Brian.tigblog.org/post/15156</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[Really, they don't scare me.  My fear is much more real.  I am deathly afraid of Susheela.  <br />
<br />
I cringe in fear everytime she enters the office.  Do you know how many times she has threatened my life??!?!?!  <br />
<br />
Today is her birthday, and her powers grow into maturity.  I do not know what type of evil she has planned, but I forsee dark times from now...  JUST LOOK AT HER!!!!!:<br />
<br />
<img src="http://artsweb.uwaterloo.ca/~bd4smith/susheela_edited.jpg"><br />
<br />
<br />
Please help me compile stories of Sush's evil!!!!  We must stop this menace!!!!]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2004 10:25:00 EST</pubDate> 
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                    <title>Ok... Take a Deep Breath...</title> 
                    <link>http://Brian.tigblog.org/post/14439</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[That's it...<br />
Nice and deep...<br />
<br />
Now comes the hard part:<br />
<br />
Laugh.  Start small, a chuckle or a chortle.  Keep it getting larger and move to a guffaw.  Finally end with a full out belly laugh.<br />
<br />
There! Now don't you feel better...<br />
<br />
<br />
Troubleshooting:<br />
<br />
1.  Inability to take a Deep Breath<br />
            -Seek Medical Attention<br />
<br />
2.  Inability to laugh<br />
<b>Try these websites</b><br />
-<a href="http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/insane.html">Insanity Test</a> (need audio)<br />
-<a href="http://www.asciimation.co.nz/">Star Wars in ASCII</a><br />
-<a href="http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com">The Badger Site</a> (need audio)<br />
<br />
<br />
If that doesn't work, try upgrading your sense of humor software.  These jokes are non compatible with anything less than SOH 4.2....<br />
<br />
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					<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2004 12:24:00 EST</pubDate> 
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                    <title>I got this weird feeling in my stomach...</title> 
                    <link>http://Brian.tigblog.org/post/14340</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[Does anyone else feel like we are stereotyping stereotypes?<br />
(see last 15 updates)<br />
<br />
There is that stomach feeling again... ]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2004 11:55:00 EST</pubDate> 
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                    <title>What I cannot understand...</title> 
                    <link>http://Brian.tigblog.org/post/14247</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[People's aversion to those who choose to wear socks with sandals.  The sandal is perhaps the most comfortable footwear available.  Combined with the sock it creates an unbeatable combo.<br />
<br />
We need to fight this negative stereotype and get rid of sites that propogate this poor image.  <br />
<br />
I call for a TIG boycott of<br />
<a href="http://www.sandalandsoxer.co.uk/">http://www.sandalandsoxer.co.uk/</a><br />
<br />
SANDALS AND SOX FOR EVER]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2004 15:12:00 EST</pubDate> 
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                    <title>A new word for the dictionary</title> 
                    <link>http://Brian.tigblog.org/post/12839</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[When we need to know what to put on the website here at TIG we have to make many tests.  The most important is that we must make sure our content is Globalicious.  <br />
<br />
Globalicious is that unique quality of being tasty to the entire world.  If the idea fills your nostrils with that world feeling then that is globalicious.  <br />
<br />
In fact this entire site is globalicious.  It is also part of your complete balanced breakfast.]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2003 21:25:00 EST</pubDate> 
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                    <title>My First Day at TIG</title> 
                    <link>http://Brian.tigblog.org/post/12744</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[Picture this:  You are starting a new job. You are ready to make a good impression.  You are ready to TAKE ON THE WORLD!!!!  My first day will have none of those memories attached.  Why?  Is it because I am lazy and a slob. NO!  Is it because I fell asleep halfway during the day. NO!  It is because I (and 7 others) got trapped in an elevator in the TIG headquaters!!!<br />
<br />
It was exhilirating and heartpounding, not to mention harrowing, ordeal.  There I was, one man against the odds.  Trying to make an impression, yet thinking "If I hadn't chosen today to start, would the elevator have stopped where it did?" <br />
<br />
When we finally did get the door open, it was like a scene from the movie Speed.  Except without the cameras, excitement, theme music or the skillfull acting of Keanu Reeves.  <br />
<br />
Ahh the joys of the First Day...  I wonder what the first week has in store?]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2003 16:39:00 EST</pubDate> 
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