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                    <title>Deception Station</title> 
                    <link>http://Seyram.tigblog.org/post/15659</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA["C'est pour ça on te dis que 1er gaou n'est pas gaou O ..."<br />
That song's stuck in my head.<br />
I'm singing it on the motocycle on the way home.<br />
Finally, w'er here.<br />
Open the door...There's a package on my table.<br />
Label reads:"Office of Admissions, Berea College..."<br />
I know exactly what's inside.<br />
A yellow note is stuck to the envelope.<br />
I can hear my heart thumbing.<br />
Let's take a closer look at the note.<br />
"Linda, I'm extremely sorry ...Daddy"<br />
It doesn't say that ! I didn't see that word !<br />
I could swear I didn't see it.<br />
Let's look again.<br />
"Linda, I'm extremely sorry it did not work for Berea College. There may be other options."<br />
Huh ! I'm sure it's a joke. Daddy is probably trying to play a trick on me.<br />
Let's look in the envelope.<br />
It's already open. Well, let's see inside.<br />
I unfold the letter.<br />
I read:<br />
"Dear Linda S. Adzanku"<br />
"... Thank you for your interest in Berea College"<br />
That's a good sign. Isn't it? Read on.<br />
"...I am sorry, the admission committee ...Best regards."<br />
no!<br />
I'm probably seeing things. Let's read again.<br />
"...sorry...this academic year, only five percent(30 students)  of our admissions are international ..."<br />
A lump is growing in my throat.<br />
I have to get rid of it before it chokes me.<br />
I go to my room.<br />
Shred the letter into a thousand pieces, whishing it was the admission committee I was shredding.<br />
That only stopped the lump from growing for a short while. Then it started again. <br />
I lay on my bed, face up, pillow on my face, random tears stream across my cheeks, past my ears, and soak the bed sheets.<br />
I think:<br />
My first academic deception.<br />
All my life, I managed to stay ahead of most of my classmates (among the best).<br />
Never been below average or simply average.<br />
I've always been a school idol, admired even  by principals.<br />
What did those 30 admitted people have more than I?<br />
Linda, stop it. You'r being ostentatious.<br />
Maybe I am.<br />
Someone?s knocking.<br />
Come in !<br />
Its miss Florence, the cook. (a healthy woman in her 40s)<br />
She asks : « What?s wrong ? » <br />
Nothing !<br />
« Sir has already told me what happened » <br />
I think : so why are you asking me ?<br />
« You know, this dosen't mean its the end. You don't know what God has in store for you. The Bible tells us that He no evil thought conserning His people. All things happen for the good of God?s people. You don't konw why God is not sending you to this school. You must have patience upon the Lord because His time is not our time. We humans want to run faster than God and we often end up falling. Take it easy.» <br />
I thingk : God, why do you send the woman I despise most in this world, to tell me all these things ?<br />
She walks out. <br />
She's right though. And plus, Berea wasn't my only option. I applied to 4 colleges in total.<br />
But still.<br />
I've got to do better! I have to so my best!<br />
I will tolerate no more deceptions!<br />
Finnal exams are in 3 weeks.<br />
I must do my best.<br />
I must must must!<br />
I can't stand the feeling of being dropped out.<br />
Its not too late.<br />
I still get to decide how I want this exam to be for me.<br />
Funny, the lump is gone.<br />
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					<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2004 11:29:00 EDT</pubDate> 
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                    <title>Exam Trauma</title> 
                    <link>http://Seyram.tigblog.org/post/15377</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[That silly school stereo wrecked my final English oral x-am so I have 2 take it again.<br />
Everythin was normal till we finished. Da T-cha even tld me dat it was excellent. Then she suggestd we listend 2 c if it recorded well, and it did. Then she stpd da tape, 2k out da cassette and found da tape mercylessly tangled to somthin.<br />
 Dat was it. Gone! da whole tape was wrecked!<br />
Lata, my mates and I decided 2 c da Principal about a new stereo B-4 monday morning.<br />
 I was really hopin 2 B able to cross dis X-am out on my list of things 2 do 2-day.<br />
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					<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:44:00 EST</pubDate> 
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                    <title>How to tell one  African from the other</title> 
                    <link>http://Seyram.tigblog.org/post/15316</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[>This was a forward from my cousin's friend Michelo <br />
> <br />
>Michelo Kalambo <michelokalambo@hotmail.com> wrote: <br />
>How to tell an African from an African <br />
> > > > It comes, as something of a surprise to many <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >Africans to discover <br />
> > > > that all Africans look the same to non-Africans. How do <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >you tell a Nigerian <br />
> > > > from a Kenyan? And I am not talking about passports or <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >clothing. The <br />
> > > > easiest way, of course, is the name, for example Ogunkoye can <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >only be a Nigerian <br />
> > > > and Njoroge a Kenyan. And where do the Dunns come from? ----- <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >they are surely <br />
> > > > from Liberia or Sierra Leone. Surely everybody knows that the loud <br />
> > > >and cocky <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >ones are the West <br />
> > > > Africans; the brooding ones and sly ones are the North and <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >South Africans; <br />
> > > > the East Africans always say yes even when they disagree <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >violently. If you <br />
> > > > want to be more specific, the Cameronians will borrow money <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >to buy Champagne <br />
> > > > whilst the Ghanaians think they invented politics. The <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >Congolese think they <br />
> > > > have the best music and the best dancers. The <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >Nigerians have a THING <br />
> > > > about clothes, and the Ethiopians think they have the <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >most beautiful <br />
> > > > women on God's earth. Moroccans think they're French, and <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >so do Burkinabes. <br />
> > > > Algerians hate the French. Sierra Leonians smile <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >profusely. <br />
> > > > Liberians can't get over America. All East and South African <br />
> > > >countries have the <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >same national anthem, <br />
> > > > but the South Africans sing it the best. The South <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >Africans have no hair; <br />
> > > > the Zambians and Kenyans have prominent foreheads. The West <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >Africans have short <br />
> > > > memories and never learn from their mistakes; the concept <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >of order and <br />
> > > > discipline must have been invented in East Africa; the words <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >don't exist in West <br />
> > > > Africa, especially in Nigeria. When a cabinet minister <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >is caught in a <br />
> > > > corruption scandal, he commits suicide in Southern Africa; <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >in West Africa he's <br />
> > > > promoted after the next coup d'etat. In athletics, the divisions are <br />
> > > >easy: from 800m <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >to the marathon the <br />
> > > > East Africans hold sway; the West Africans are only <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >good at the sprints. <br />
> > > > South Africans can only sing. But when it comes to <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >football (soccer), the <br />
> > > > North and West Africans dominate the lesser-skilled <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > > <br />
> > > >East and South <br />
> > > > African. Please read this and forward to all Africans. <br />
> > > > <br />
> > <br />
> > <br />
>AND THEN A LITTLE SOMETHING ELSE: <br />
> <br />
> > >> > > 1.There are at least two people in this world that you would die <br />
> > >>for. <br />
> > >> > > 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. <br />
> > >> > > 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want <br />
> > >>to be <br />
> > >> >just like you. <br />
> > >> > > 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they <br />
> > >>don't <br />
> > >> >like you. <br />
> > >> > > 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. <br />
> > >> > > 6. You mean the world to someone. <br />
> > >> > > 7. You are special and unique. <br />
> > >> > > <br />
> > >> > > Forget about the rude remarks. ]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 16:30:00 EST</pubDate> 
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                    <title>I hope this makes you smile.</title> 
                    <link>http://Seyram.tigblog.org/post/15224</link> 
                    <description><![CDATA[>   Hope this makes you smile....... <br />
>EVER WONDER where we are headed... <br />
> <br />
>..why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? <br />
> <br />
> <br />
>...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth <br />
>closed? <br />
> <br />
>..why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins <br />
>Lottery"? <br />
> <br />
>..why "abbreviated" is such a long word? <br />
> <br />
>..why doctors call what they do "practice"? <br />
> <br />
>..why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? <br />
> <br />
> <br />
>..why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, <br />
>while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? <br />
> <br />
>..why the man who invests all your money is called a <br />
>broker? <br />
> <br />
>..why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food? <br />
> <br />
>..who tastes dog food when it has a "new  improved" <br />
>flavor? <br />
> <br />
>..why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? <br />
> <br />
>..why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? <br />
> <br />
> <br />
>..why they don't make the whole plane out of the <br />
>material used for the indestructible black box? <br />
> <br />
>..why sheep don't shrink when it rains? <br />
> <br />
>..why they are called apartments when they are all <br />
>stuck together? <br />
> <br />
>..if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the <br />
>opposite of progress? <br />
> <br />
>..why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying <br />
>is so safe? <br />
> <br />
>AND... <br />
> <br />
>In case you need further proof that the human race is <br />
>doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual <br />
>label instructions on consumer goods. <br />
> <br />
>On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, <br />
>and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). <br />
> <br />
>On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase <br />
>necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) <br />
> <br />
>On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like <br />
>regular soap." (and that would be how???....) <br />
> <br />
>On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." <br />
>(but, it's "just" a suggestion). <br />
> <br />
>On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do <br />
>not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! <br />
> <br />
>On Marks  Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot <br />
>after heating." (...and you thought????...) <br />
> <br />
>On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes <br />
>on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) <br />
> <br />
>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car <br />
>or operate machinery after taking this medication." <br />
>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction <br />
>accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with <br />
>head-colds off those forklifts.) <br />
> <br />
>On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness.." <br />
>(and...I'm taking this because???....) <br />
> <br />
>On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or <br />
>outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) <br />
> <br />
>On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the <br />
>other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. <br />
>I'm a bit curious.) <br />
> <br />
>On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk <br />
>about a news flash!) <br />
> <br />
>On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: <br />
>Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly <br />
>Delta?) <br />
> <br />
>I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for <br />
>this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of <br />
>this garment does not enable you to fly." <br />
> <br />
>On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain <br />
>with your hands or genitals." <br />
>(...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) <br />
> <br />
>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn <br />
>to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you <br />
>want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in <br />
>other words send it to everyone. <br />
> <br />
> <br />
> <br />
>We all need to smile every once in a while. <br />
> <br />
> <br />
>Change your life forever! Visit this site and see how: <br />
>http://www.tsginfo.com/index.php?rc=mp4366 <br />
>>HREF="http://www.tsginfo.com/index.php?rc=mp4366">AOL-Link <br />
> ]]></description> 
					<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2004 03:20:00 EST</pubDate> 
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